How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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