She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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