is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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