when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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