it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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