I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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