So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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