guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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