I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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