How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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