Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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