just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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