I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
where am i from again
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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