is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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