My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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