My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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