Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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