i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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