Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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