I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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