i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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