dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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