Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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