so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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