it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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