break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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