Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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