i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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