I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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