clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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