I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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