I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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