but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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