She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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