The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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