just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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