4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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