You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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