you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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