I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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