Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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