I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015