Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.