singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?