she was so not down for the gang bang
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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