people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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