Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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