love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.