some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?