so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...