Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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