Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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