Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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