So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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