guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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