fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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