google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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