It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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