Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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