I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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